Episode Summary
In search for an Earthbending teacher for Aang, the kids go to an underground Earthbending tournament where they encounter Toph, a blind, but powerful Earthbender. After seeing her unique style of Earthbending, Aang wants Toph to become his teacher, but there are complications.
“I’m Going To Get It”
Sokka: It’s pricey, but I really do like it.
Katara: Then you should get it. You do deserve something nice.
Sokka: I do, don’t I? But it’s too expensive. I shouldn’t.
Katara: Alright, then don’t.
Sokka: You know what? I’m going to get it.
“Noneofya”
Aang: Excuse me, but where is this Earthbending tournament exactly?
Boy: It’s on the island of Noneofya… none of your business!
Sokka: Hahaha, oh I gotta remember that one.
“Don’t Need A New Bag”
Sokka: What was I thinking? I don’t need a new bag, why’d you let me buy this?
“Guess That’s Why”
Aang: Hey, front row seats! I wonder why no one else is sitting here.
Sokka: I guess that’s why.
“That’s What I Paid For”
Katara: This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other isn’t it?
Sokka: That’s what I paid for.
“Listening To His Big Muscles”
Katara: How about The Boulder? He’s got some good moves.
Aang: I don’t know, Bumi said I need a teacher who listens to the earth. He’s just listening to his big muscles. What do you think Sokka?
Sokka: Haha! Wooooo!!!
“Fire Nation Man!”
Xin Fu: Next match, The Boulder versus Fire Nation Man!
Sokka: Boo! Booooo!!!
“Hurt In The Dirt!”
Fire Nation Man: Please to rise for Fire Nation national anthem. (Singing) Fire Lord, my flame burns for thee!
Sokka: Go back to the Fire Nation!
(The Boulder easily puts Fire Nation Man in a position of defeat)
Fire Nation Man: No! No please!
Sokka: Yeah!!! Wooooo!!! The Boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt! Yeah!!! Wooooo!!!
“Going Down!”
Xin Fu: Now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The Boulder versus your champion The Blind Bandit!
Katara: She can’t really be blind, it’s just part of her character right?
Aang: I think she is.
Sokka: I think she is… going down!
“Avenge The Boulder”
Sokka: Go Aang! Avenge The Boulder!
“No Talking!”
Toph: Do people really want to see two little girls fighting out here?
Aang: I don’t really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.
Sokka: Boo!!! No talking!
Katara: Don’t boo at him!
“That Is A Big Relief”
Sokka: I gotta admit, Now I’m really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly.
Katara: (Sarcastically) That is a big relief.
“Water Tribe”
Boy: Yeah, you better leave.
Katara: Hey! I’ve got my eye on you.
Sokka: (Whispering) Water Tribe.
“It’s Not Manly”
Toph: What are you doing here “twinkle toes”?
Aang: How did you know it was me?
Sokka: Don’t answer to “twinkle toes”. It’s not manly!
Katara: You’re the one whose bag matches his belt.
“I Can’t Believe It”
Sokka: Whoever took Aang and Toph left this.
Katara: If you want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the arena. It’s signed Xin Fu and The Boulder.
Sokka: I can’t believe it.
(Pause)
Sokka: I have The Boulder’s autograph!
“Hit It Harder”
Aang: Hit it harder!
Sokka: I’m trying!
“Good Idea”
Aang: Toph! What are you doing here?
Toph: My dad changed his mind. He said I was free to travel the world.
Sokka: Well, we’d better get out of here. Before your dad changes his mind again.
Toph: Good idea.
“I’ll Take The Belt Back”
Aang: You’re going to be a great teacher Toph.
Toph: Speaking of which… I want to show you something
Aang: Okay.
(Aang jumps down and is immediately walloped by Toph)
Toph: Now we’re even. Um, I’ll take the belt back.
(Sokka throws the belt which hits Toph in the head)
Sokka: Sorry.
