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“Shouldn’t Be Too Hard”


Chief: Is something wrong Sokka?
Sokka: (Sarcastically) Oh no. Han’s out there on a top secret mission while I’m here sharpening my boomerang. Everything’s fine.
Chief: Listen to me, I took you off the mission for selfish reasons. I have a special task in mind for you.
Sokka: What? You want me to scrub the barracks?
Chief: I want you to guard my daughter, Princess Yue.
Sokka: (Stunned) Sure… that shouldn’t be too hard.

“A Jerk Without A Soul”


Han: Let me tell you So–ka I’ve courted a lot of girls, but Yue is the finest. And she comes with the most perks.
Sokka: Perks?! What does that mean?
Han: I mean Yue’s nice and everything, but the points I gain with the chief aren’t bad either.
Sokka: Princess Yue is wasted on a self–absorbed weasel like you!
Han: Woah, hang on. What do you care? You’re just a simple rube from the Southern Tribe. How would you know of the political complexities of our life? No offense.
Sokka: Ahhh!!!
(Sokka attacks Han)
Sokka: You’re just a jerk without a soul! No offense!
Chief: That’s enough! Sokka, you’re off the mission!
Han: Alright, fall in men! Everyone listen to what I say and we’ll take out this Admiral Cho in no time.
Sokka: It’s Admiral Zhao!

“Nothing. Congratulations”


Sokka: Now our first objective is to determine the identity of their commanding officer.
Sokka: His name is Zhao. Middle–aged, big sideburns, bigger temper.
Chief: Sokka, I want you to tell everything you know to Han. He’s leading this mission. Han, show Sokka your respect. I expect nothing less from my future son–in–law.
Sokka: Princess Yue is marrying you?
Han: Yeah? What of it?
Sokka: Nothing. Congratulations.

“Eighty-Five”


Chief: Men, you’ll all be infiltrating the Fire Nation navy. That means you’ll all need one of these uniforms.
Sokka: Hahaha.
Han: What’s your problem?
Sokka: Fire Navy uniforms don’t look like that.
Han: Of course they do! These are real uniforms captured from actual Fire Navy soldiers.
Sokka: When? Like, a hundred years ago?
Chief: Eighty–five.

“Many Of You Will Not Return”


Chief: I’m going to need volunteers for a dangerous mission.
Sokka: Count me in!
Katara: Sokka!
Chief: Be warned, many of you will not return. Come forward to recieve my mark if any of you accept my task.

“You Don’t Love Him Do You?”


Sokka: What’s wrong? We have to go!
Yue: No Sokka, wait. I can’t see you anymore. Not at all.
Sokka: What? We’re just friends.
Yue: I wish we could just be friends, but I like you too much. And it’s too confusing to be around you. I’m marrying someone else!
Sokka: You don’t love him do you? You don’t even seem to like him.
Yue: But I do love my people.
Sokka: You’re not marrying them.
Yue: You don’t understand. I have duties to my father, to my tribe, I have to do this. Goodbye.

“There’s A Lot Of Them”


Sokka: Soot.
Yue: What?
Sokka: I’ve seen it before. Right before my village was attacked. It’s soot mixed with snow.
Yue: But why?
Sokka: It’s the Fire Nation. They’ve closed in on the North Pole. And from the looks of this stuff, I’d say there’s a lot of them.

“Oh No”


Sokka: Woo! Yeah! Good times, good times… hey look!
Yue: What’s happening?
Sokka: Oh no.

“It’s Beautiful Up Here”


Yue: So how does this work?
Sokka: You hanging on tight?
Yue: Uh huh.
Sokka: Yip… yip.
Yue: Oh my goodness! Wow, I can’t believe you do this every day.
Sokka: Yeah, we pretty much live up here.
Yue: Is it always this cold in the sky?
Sokka: Not when you’re with someone.
Yue: It’s beautiful up here.
Sokka: Yeah.

“Enough Attention”


Sokka: Appa and I go way back. Don’t we Appa?
(Appa pounces on Sokka)
Sokka: No! Easy! Down boy! No, up!
Yue: Looks like you haven’t been giving Appa enough attention.

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Sokka Gets No Respect is a site dedicated to everyone's favorite comedic side character, Sokka, warrior from the Southern Water Tribe, Son of the great warrior Hakoda, Brother to the enchanting Waterbender Katara, and Friend to the mighty Avatar Aang. While Sokka possesses neither great powers to control the elements nor the best skills to fight his opponents or even the sharpest mind to combat in wits, he's always ready to provide the common man's view as he journeys to fight the Fire Nation and their fearsome leader Fire Lord Ozai. Read about his adventures, watch his most memorable scenes, and ultimately come to appreciate the unique personality that is Sokka.